The name is Emily. college freshman. Hoping to become a Psychology major and then a counseling degree.. Im here to help anyone at anytime.
  • Teacher:

    What are you going to do after college?

  • Senior:

    I don't know.

  • Teacher:

    Well what are you passionate about?

  • Senior:

    I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

On the second day of school in my forensic class, on the broad was the root word Fune meaning death and for an example funeral. So naturally when my teacher asked if there was any questions, i raised my hand and said “It’s not a question but i put the fun in funeral” My teacher laughed and then responded and said ” I bet you were dying to say that”  They other students are either laughing or groaning but the kid in front of me says “This hurts my humerus ”  That’s when i realized that this was going to be the best class ever. 

itsstuckyinmyhead:

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

On the second day of school in my forensic class, on the broad was the root word Fune meaning death and for an example funeral. So naturally when my teacher asked if there was any questions, i raised my hand and said “It’s not a question but i put the fun in funeral” My teacher laughed and then responded and said ” I bet you were dying to say that”  They other students are either laughing or groaning but the kid in front of me says “This hurts my humerus ”  That’s when i realized that this was going to be the best class ever.